HI ALL!!!!!!! this is the new captain shalabarik dynamo chen speaking to all of you, this will be last post to all of you as i have been grounded for 6 monthes, so see you guys around.
first things first, as you all know we had a meeting. like DUH! in your fucking face.
the three or rather four stuff we talk about is fees and coach for the incoming year 1s, cca roster and all, and the club fund and everything.
AND OH YEAH, our new coach will still be phillip.
Firstly, the fees right, there will be a 70-30 percentage. meaning phillip will get 70 percent and spgg will get 30 percent. Phillip must get 1k per month for the 1st two monthes, so meaning 70 percent for 1k. So all in all we must collect 1.4k in one month. This is just for the first month. As you all know first payments must always come in 2 monthes so we must collect 2.8k at the end of the day. So we must try out very best to get as many year ones in as possible. We are also afraid that the year ones will be put off by the amount that we might need to charge. After making a rough estimation if let say we get in 40 year 1s, they will need to pay 35 to phillip and 25 to gg for the table cost. so that will amount up to 60 per month, and 120 for two. SO DURING CCA DAYS OR RATHER IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!, TRY TO PULL AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE IN OR RATHER TO THE TRIAL OR WHATEVER FUCK!!!!!!!!!! that is our only salvation.
Everyone might think wah nnb ccb how to get so much money, even our dear gambler leong after winning so much also now left with 100 only. That is besides the point.
DURING CCA DAYS OR WHEN THEY ASK DON'T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT COST LET THEM ASK YOU ABOUT IT! SO THAT THEY WILL NOW BE PUT OFF.
here are a few suggestions that are most feasible we came out with just in case if the year ones ask about the fees:
1) we tell them only the fees for training
2) we tell them both the fees and tell them say if they only choose to come for training only need to pay for training, and if you want both training and play pay for both.
3) we seperately tell them the two costs, so that it will look "smaller' like some psychological effect on them.
over with the fees and coach. Now is duty roster.
i am trying to collate the timetables of everyone. As mention in the meeting, we will allocate the slots for you, to be fair to everyone. please really help out, and if let say shortage of manpower, don't say i teach you all bad thing, those boring lesson one just pon, help out in this one. This thing more important once a year, not like lesson everyday also have one. i will either post on blog or msg u guys ur roster so yeah.
now the club fund and something else
As you all know those who went for chalet, please give sam 25 bucks for it cause he pay out of his own pocket and has a deficit of 300. If you all realise sam has been paying for alot of stuff beforehand so that we can have them, so please co-operate yeah? for the whiteboards in the poolhall, i will collate how much each and everyone have to pay for it, but i think at most also 3 bucks per person larh that one. Sam suggested in the meeting club fund will be collected and reset when the new batch comes in.
Jackie make quite a good suggestion. For this two weeks please put on your best behaviour larh, cause alot of year 1s come to gg to play pool what. cause some of his friends came over and told him that our team very guai lan, and this might put people off larh, and as you know we need as much people as possible. Example if people use our balls, slam the table, never close door all that right, we just go over tell them nicely larh, don't shout across or what. I understand like you guys will be piss larh, but tolerate for this two weeks only, if everything goes well, this torrid time in hell will soon be over. So yeah that is all about it so far.
Now comes the time that you all have been waiting for:
Senior advisors: Ah Moo and AH lee
treasurer: UNCLE SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vice sai kung warrior: Angkiki
Sai kung warrior: the most handsome and charming frog prince AH QUEK!
the real captain: shalabarik dynamo chen (by the way this is an everlasting homage to him)
by the way we would not be seeing wei ming in 6 months so don't miss him. And justin meowster teo aka CMT will be dropping out too, so we shall wish these two assclowns GOOD LUCK!
Nights!
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